Rules for a successful meeting
  • The stapler is not a toy
  • Pay attention
  • Do not tease the freaks
  • No defenestration
  • Do not crowd the plate
  • Sex, while a natural part of life, does not belong here
  • Remain calm and rational
  • Leave the reality show camera crew in the hall
  • A smile and eye contact is not code for "I want your body"
  • No witchcraft
  • You are NOT the king of the world, so sit down
  • Seriously, sit down and shut up
  • Do not make me turn this car around