Ok, everyone, we're here to play "Class Survivor". Everyone votes on the person to be singled out.
Man, I can't believe everyone voted themselves out and I'm left here alone.  I hate this game.  This is the third time this month they've pulled this on me.
	Okay, everyone.  Great job.  Next week, we'll see if we can ditch him in a lesbian biker bar.
Man, why can't we get left in a lesbo biker bar.
	Yep, those jerks dump me one more time and they're gonna find out where I put the biology teacher.

 
 

My apologies if I've offended fans of "Survivor", lesbian bikers, or biology teachers.
My apologies to anyone I've left out.  I'll try to offend you another day.
My apologies to people who hate being apologized to.
And finally, my apologies to my all of my English teachers for ending the previous sentence with a preposition.
You thought I forgot, didn't you?
 
 
 
 
 

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