Infrequently	Asked	Questions
	Are you a Vegan?	No. I was born and raised on Earth.
	What is your favorite pancake topping?	Maple syrup. When I was a kid, it was peanut butter and honey. Ranch dressing sounds good, but trust me, it's not.
	Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?	No, but I have seen him play keyboards in his band. Nice guy. I wish he'd come round more often.
	When are you coming out with "Uncle Monster, the board game"?	I have one and tried to market it through Sears and Roebuck. Roebuck liked it, but Sears thought it was too much like "Sorry". Sears is such a jerk.
	Do people often tell you that you look a lot like Jimmy Stewart?	No, although Harvey the Rabbit is sometimes mentioned as a lookalike.
	Can I touch you?	Absolutely not.
	Did you know the secret of life?	Absolutely not
	Do you really know Victor?	Does anybody really know Victor?
	Can I see a picture of a giant chicken?	Sure.  Click here.