Clifford Lowe.  I'm a writer, a computer operator, and a part-time guerrila artist.                                      Home Page
In my many-faceted career, I have cleaned offices, cut lumber, sold worms, stuffed tacos
fried chickens, baked pizzas, boiled pasta, pushed paperclips and operated a main frame computer.

Originally from Fairmount, Indiana, I am haunted by the image of James Dean.  I don't blame him.  I'm sure
he was an ok guy.  It just seems that wherever I go, his picture is hanging.  My wedding was held at the Murpah
Shrine club in Muncie, Indiana.  While checking out the room, I noticed a familiar picture hanging on the back wall.
Yep, James Dean was there. (We took the picture down for the ceremony, but I knew he was there somewhere)

Married?  Oh, yeah.  After I came to Muncie to go to school, I eventually found a woman who could put up with me.
Her name is Cindy and she's wonderful.  Even if she wasn't going to read this, I'd say that.  We were married in 2000
and she hasn't killed me yet, so I must be doing something right.

A couple years ago, we adopted a couple of kittens from friends.  Buttons and Bandit have become a great source of
amusement, love, relaxation, and frustration for us. 

My web site consists of my journal (infrequently and poorly updated) and the gallery.  The gallery is a collection of
mostly random web pages that I find amusing or simply interesting. Some of them are one shot pages. Some of them
are mini-sites. Some of them are simply jokes for friends. (Don't miss International Nic Newby Day)

Now, let's talk about you.  How did you end up here? Do I know you? Were you poking around the internet and
stumbled across something stupid? Are you an old friend who's lost touch with me? Do I owe you money?

Unless it's the last one, drop me a line at unclemonsterDELETETHIS@yahoo.com.  I would make it a link, but
I'm sick of the spam.